Austrian Imprisons Teddy Bear

Written by misha marinsky

Friday, 9 May 2008

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Teddy Bear In Fresh Air

VIENNA - Police here have announced that they have discovered a teddy bear, which has been imprisoned in a bunker on the outskirts of Vienna.

"Dis iss a great day for the polize," said Chief Rudolph Hess. "Ve haff freed an innocent teddy bear from a hellish experience in a bunker." Chief Hess went on to say that they were acting on a tip from an undercover agent, whom he would only identify as "Peter Pan."

Chief Hess said they found the teddy bear chained to an étagère in a corner of the basement bunker-like room. "Judging from the dust on the bear's fur, it must have been years," he said.

"All of Austria can express a sigh of relief," he concluded.

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