VIENNA, Austria – (World Satire) – After decades of contemplating a name change, the European country of Austria has decided to change its name. And the reason for the name change was to avoid any further confusion with the down under country know…
A man has unexpectedly and unwittingly discovered how to travel through time. Joachim Arschloch, who lives with his ageing mother in the small Austrian town of Schweinwank on the River Danube, has recounted how he made his discovery to The Spoof's...
Italy has a huge waste problem, Austria have none due to the fact Austrians care for their country, Italians generally do not! Many Italians believe once they open plastic packaging and devour the contents, it is then that their responsibility ends,...
HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand has stated that he has just been approached by executives with Tri-Moon Pictures about starring in a film with the gorgeously sexy Scarlett Johansson. Brand, the ex-husband of Katy Perry told Hollywood Innuendo's Ty Tickl...
"I think they did it on purpose. They knew what it was and I should have guessed something was wrong when the shop girls started to snigger and point at me. They didn't warn me." Speaking on condition of anonymity and asking to be referred to as...
The good thing about history is that it's always there, you can rely on it. Like the 98 year old grandfather who refuses to die because he wants to vote BNP one more time. History is there to stop us repeating past mistakes, and to guide us into a be...
The village of Fucking, which is just north of Salzburg in Austria, has decided to ballot residents on a change of name. This move follows years of ridicule and being the butt of many poor taste jokes. The village dates back to the middle ages and...
A bicycle that once belonged to the Nazi dictator, Adolf Hitler, has been discovered languishing in the back storeroom of a Viennese baker's shop. It is believed that the bicycle - a heavy, black-framed model of German manufacture, was used by Hit...
An Austrian baker, Herr Swashsticker (name changed for legal reasons) has been caught baking very "Nazi" cakes for his customers and consequently, is being prosecuted. Austria, birth place of Adolf, has forbidden all Nazi memorabilia and denies ha...
The global Skype blackout has been caused by a ninety-five year old Granny in Australia attempting to contact her family in the UK, she pressed the wrong button and the whole system crashed. Millions of people attempting to contact their families...
An 'Austrian' has been fined for yodelling while mowing his lawn because it offended his Muslim neighbours. Helmut Von Messerschmitt, 89, a well known 'naturalised Austrian' was 'ridiculing' their beliefs, a Judge decided, before fining him 900 eu...
A bionic arm, not the driver, caused a huge crash in Austria today. The driver and owner of the bionic arm who was lucky to get out alive gave the following explanation to the Polizei: "I vanted to go left, my arm vanted to go right and ve cras...
Austria - (Gay Ass Mess): The aggrieved choristers are blaming Salzburg Archbishop Alois Goth-Gasser and his Paypal (sic) chums for the latest sex abuse scandal to emerge from neo-Nazi Austria. Decades - maybe centuries! - of sordid shenanigans ha...
Helga Schmidt, a 1.5 tonne dead woman from Austria has helped solve the mystery of a missing Innsbruck man when a recent examination of her 5 year old corpse showed that she didn't die alone. The amazing X-ray images show the body of a man who had...
The US has deported to Austria a former SS man it says was involved in the Nazi killing of more than 8,000 Jews, shot in a single day and buried in pits. Nasty bastard. Josias Kumpf, 83, moved to the US from Austria in 1956, settling in Wisconsin...
An Austrian woman has begun a 500-day jail sentence for ignoring parking tickets and failing to pay a cumulative fine of around 24,000 euros ($30,860), police said Tuesday. Apparently, the 38-year-old civil servant from the southern city of Graz w...
Following the death of Austria's right-wing Alliance party leader, Jorg Haider, a new party was launched in Vienna today. The We're Not Nazis (Honest) Party will be led by A. Dolf Haitler, and the deputy leader will be Heinrich Horstwesseler. Spea...
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