(London, England) Heather Mills is still not satisfied with anything in life and is more than happy to let everyone know. Her latest scheme is sure to make her a billionaire, maybe even richer than Paul. She is auctioning Paul's sperm on Ebay.
Bids have been running as high as $1.000,000.00 per shot.
"Paul isn't the brightest guy." said Ms. Mills. "When we had sex I almost always insisted he use a condom. I told him it turned me on. I have about 500 frozen used condoms. I'm going to be very, very rich! I hope he fathers a hundred more babies!"
Ms. Mills Ebay advertisement is printed below:
Hello! Does any lady out there want to be a billionaire and part of Rock history?? How would you like to make a Beatle Baby?? I am Paul McCartney's ex and I have a frozen condom for you! There's no guarantee you'll make a pop star--just look at Paul's dreary offspring. But you can make millions in child support. I promise to go to court with you and testify! Let's bankrupt this bloody bugger together!
Priscilla Presley was extremely envious when she read the ad. "Can you imagine what Elvis sperm would go for? Why didn't I think of that in the '60's!"
