Written by Pointer

Sunday, 13 April 2008

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Cheney hugs homosexual daughter before shooting her in the face

Controversial Dutch documentary maker, Geert Wilders, is famous for his expose' of the Islamic holy book, the Quran and its frequent calls to violence and terrorism. In a surprising reversal Wilder has released a film that shows that the Bible, the holy book of Christians, Jews and incestuous southern Americans is a veritable depository of hate speech.

The good book, according to Wilders, has passages that call for the destructions of men, women, children and especially the unborn children in Joshua 6. Wilders presents film clips depicting the execution of women wearing make-up, farmers with fields where two different crops grow and the wearers of clothing made of two different materials.

Tattooed people are burned at the stake and people who perform homosexual acts like Dick Cheney's daughter are shot in the face.

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Topics: Movies, Bible

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