Written by Dr Edward Maxwell

Wednesday, 19 March 2008

image for Xena star to film Amazon Women from Space movie in Plymouth

A very appealling film is set to begin filming this week in Plymouth, sometimes known as 'Pastietown'. The film is set to star Xena actress Lucy Lawless as an Amazonian warrior from beyond the stars.

The cast, all women, is set to include Charlize Theron, Fatima Whitbread and Tessa Sanderson. The strong and tall Amazons from space will arrive on earth, dressed in silver miniskirts, silver knee high boots and tight metallic tops revealing ample cleavage.

The Amazon Women's intentions are honorouable. They are seeking human males to repopulate their planet and shall arrive in Plymouth, more specifically the Mutley area, looking for older type gentleman to carry back to their planet to help repopulate it.

Local MP Linda Gilroy has said filming in the city is due to start as early as next month. She herself, a politician of note, is set to make a cameo appearance in the film as herself.

The production team are looking for extras, mainly tall and strong muscular women to play Amazon Spacewomen. A casting call has been arranged for this Firday at The Barbican Centre at 7.00pm - it is hoped many will show - they need to just mill around the venue for a few hours, wearing boots, miniskirts and tight tops revealing ample cleavage.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Movies, Xena

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