Written by Dr Edward Maxwell

Monday, 24 March 2008

Xena The Movie starring Lucy Lawless is set to begin filming in June. The movie will have only tall muscular women in the cast and one male, a retired vet called on to tend the Amazon's horses.

It is expected the plot will follow along the same lines as the movie 'Amazon Women In Space Kidnap Plymouth Vet' - this time though Xena has to save the Vet from the clutches of barbaric Amazon women on earth who kidnap the vet not only to tend their animals but to repopulate their tribe.

It is expected that Lucy Lawless will be joined by Fatima Whitbread, Tessa Sanderson, Venus Williams, Penelope Keith and Edwina Curry in the cast.

The role of the vet is yet to be cast.

A casting call is to be announced and the film is looking for extras to portray the scantily clad Amazons who fight Xena for the right to mate with the elderly Plymouth vet.

Any girls aged between 20 and 25 over 6ft tall with ample cleavage are asked to congregate at Plymouth railway station on Thursday between the hours of 5 and 6pm. Preferably wearing revealing clothing, especially miniskirts, boots and tight tops. You will be observed by production staff who will be milling around taking notes and photographs so do not be alarmed.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Movies, Xena

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