Revealed Cleavage

Written by walter

Saturday, 8 March 2008

Jimmy Carter, the champion of human rights, under whose auspices innumerable number of people throughout the 3rd world willingly sacrificed their lives to prove his righteousness, in his November 1976 interview with a glossy magazine said, "…I'm tempted and Christ set some almost impossible standards for us. The Bible says,' Thou shalt not commit adultery.' Christ said, I tell you that anyone who looks on a woman with lust has in his heart already committed adultery. ... I've committed adultery in my heart many times…"

Orgasm-during-sleep usually occurs in males. During this dreaming, our unconscious wishes are acted out, and we find the process much more pleasing than in wakefulness. The mental images we see are often reproduction.

We may safely conclude that when we are attracted toward someone, her image is stored in our memory. This is what happened to Jimmy Carter. Perhaps he was attracted to another Monica, but he did not have the gut to approach her, so he carried her image in his mind. Next, he slept with his wife, and enjoyed the adultery.

Now, because of this imagination process, West and East can never come to terms. Arabs and their former colonies cannot allow someone like Jimmy Carter to make a pirate copy of the image of their wives and take them away. They believe in ' An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.' Their everlasting precautionary measure has resulted in confining their females behind tall walls. Consequently, their Constitutional Law, an exact replica of their Script, strictly forbids women to expose their bosoms, let alone revealing their cleavages, bottoms, thighs, or panties in public.

A quick count of adult shops articles reveals that many people are engaged in hearty adultery. Add porno, web cams, live TVs, etc. to the list, then you can see how many people are following in Jimmy Carter's footsteps. "And God said, 'Let us make man in our image'."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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