Sometimes one has to examine the intentions of those who profess talent that can be above and beyond reasonable description. In the case of TheSpoof.com writer Duncan Whitehead, assumptions of true literacy can be so disappointing.
Today, writer Whitehead confessed to having an absurd nocturnal emission, commonly referred to those of the illiterate variety as a 'Wet Dream'! The story has caused an uproar among fellow writers once the unwary co-participant was revealed in the form of a 'published story'.
It seems the veteran writer Queen Mudder was targeted as the intended source of the over imaginative libido of Whitehead. Certainly a better subject would be available, but as with most of this writer's poor talents, one could reasonably expect a poor choice of fantasies as well.
Active readers have heard the reference to the 'broom thing' on numerous occasions, and certainly understand the shortcomings of over 2,000 posted spoof stories that fail to 'measure up' to other's high-quality standards.
The real victim, in this unfolding sexual drama is certainly Whitehead himself, not a writer of note. His acute fixation on a fellow writer of questionable sexual identity can only harm the old chap and leave his credibility open to further ridicule.
A wet dream fantasy of this sort can only be equated with urinating up a flag pole!
