In the Middle-Eastern city of Jerusalem a new religion is rapidly spreading, preaching peace on Earth, forgiveness of sins, and love for one's neighbour. This religion is Christianity.
The leader of this new movement is a man named Jesus Christ, born in Bethlehem, who claims to be the son of God.
"Listen, my Dad's been watching things down here for a while and he's not happy" says Mr Christ. "So, I've been sent down here to fix things. That means no more of this racism, war and drugs rubbish. I'm here to promote peace and love."
One of Jesus Christ's disciples was also available for comment. "He's just amazing. Turning water into wine, raising the dead to life, walking on water, is there anything he can't do?"
When asked if they truly believed Jesus was the son of God, the disciples simply answered "Dude, if you die and need someone to bring you back to life, don't come crying to us because you didn't believe. This is the guy, trust us."
Well, there you have it, people. Forget Buddhism, Islam or New Age meditation, Jesus Christ has come to work miracles and bring about peace on earth.
