It is well documented in Tibetan folklore that there is one location in the world where a White Turd can be found and it is regarded by the Holy men of the region as being very sacred.
It is reputed to be the faecal matter of the Abominable Snowman or his mate, the Abominable Snowwoman. There is only one mating pair left in existence and they are so rare that the couple are not even cited on the CITES list of endangered species.
Following the recent spate of Global Warming, one of these turds was found as the ice and snow around it melted to reveal a 'white' sausage-like object of about 3 foot long. The reason for them being white is purely for camouflage. The 'Yetis' are very solitary, shy creatures who have no wish to be discovered and it is thought that they cannot be tracked by leaving such residues behind.
David Attenbrough was in Tibet filming his new series 'Life in Cold Circumstances' and almost stepped in the monster crap.
He told In Seine News;
"I had to get the filming done as quickly as possible because of the melting snow and I couldn't believe my eyes when at my feet was this great white 'Yeti landmine'. It's quite obvious by the length of it, they don't go very often."
The only other White Turd is encased in ice in a fridge/freezer at the Deli Lamas' Palace in Tibet.
