Pakistani "leader" Musharaf bans

Funny story written by Jesus Budda

Thursday, 22 November 2007

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TheSpoof boss, Mark Lowton, calls for urgent action - and a pizza

Unpopular b*stard, President Musharaf of Pakistan, has taken another drastic step in his clampdown on any form of criticism of his regime by shutting down all internet cafe's which provide

"Culturally, this spoof site has been the cause of much disturbance and heartache for our beautiful country", ranted Musharaf today at a press conference in Islamabad prison where all the journalists are being held, "I have asked my wonderful new judges to rule in favor of this proposal and it will become law...(looks at his pocket-watch)".

"That bloody TheSpoof lot are always mocking me and my little military costumes. So what if I want to look nice or dress like my little friend Kim Jong Il? It's a free country, man"

"TheSpoof does nothing but bitch and whine about people. B*stards!How can we have stable government if we have free elections? Any ol' wacko could stand for office. They don't appreciate how much I've done for myself..ahem, (cough)I mean our country. The people like being beaten by the police with big pointy sticks. Look at their innocent faces smiling. They like it. We're all quite kinky really. Beatings are Pakistani turn-ons. Honest.".

In response, administrator Doctor Mark Lowton, has encouraged his writer monkeys to travel to Pakistan and journey throughout the country , spreading spoof stories to the populace.

"My fellow spoofers, I call upon you to continue the fight for truth, justice and the bullsh*t way. We must depose this tyrant ruler. Go forth and multiply and spread the word of my website".

So far, only one brave,courageous writer has taken up the cause - Queen Mudder - but even she backed down when informed that she would have to fund her own travel expenses, as Mark is too tight fisted.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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