Nelson Mandela's charity 'took Bandar's arms money'

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Wednesday, 7 November 2007

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Johannesburg, South Africa - (Absolute Mess): A Nelson Mandela kids' charity received hundreds of thousands of pounds from a corrupt arms deal slush fund run by ex-Saudi amabssador to the USA Prince Bandar.

The South African leader of the Independent Democrats party told the Johannesburg parliament today that the scam was connected to a warship purchase from the German conglomerate the ThyssenKrupp.

"The money was paid into Mandela's ShittyGroup account in Switzerland," the politician said.

"However this revelation does not reflect on the character of Nelson Mandela because along with hundreds of Global Piss Process luminaries he has been feted and doshed up by the wily Bandar.

"I blame the UK Ministry of Defence which gave the Saudi princeling £1.2 billion of British taxpayers' money as a backhander for its arms-dealing benders."

There has been no comment from the Mandela charity.

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