Prince Bandar mourns death of DC pal negotiating first Saudi Gay Pride March

Funny story written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 3 October 2007

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Johnson at the Rio Carnival earlier this year

Washington AC/DC - (Conspiracy Mess): Connections of former Saudi ambassador to the US Prince Bandar have spoken of his 'shock and dismay' at the news of the death of Manhattan porn star drag queen Dean Johnson whose body was found in a AC/DC apartment in Massachusetts Avenue on September 20th.

The 45 year-old crystal-meth enthusiast was a well known gay rights activist who fronted The Velvet Mafia band which was to showcase in next year's eagerly-awaited first ever Saudi Gay Pride March in Riyadh.

"The March would have been the culmination of a lifetime's work for Dean," a close pal told press reporters today.

"He and Prince Bandar worked tirelessly to dispel the cruel myths surrounding the Gay Movement that has resulted in so much ignorance in the oil-rich kingdoms of the Arabian Gulf Peninsula.

"And despite his often poor health - mainly connected to his HIV-Positive status - Johnson was a powerhouse of activity in the staging of next year's Riyadh extravaganza for which he fundraised enthusiastically for many years."

A post-mortem result is expected later in the week.

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