Comet Holmes Signals End Times

Funny story written by drugtestallpoliticians

Monday, 5 November 2007

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Mephistophels, Tennessee (IP) - Comet Holmes is the fifth sign in a series of recent events that signals the end of the current world.

First there were the floods from recent hurricanes and the second event were the huge fires out west. The third event was the Miami Dolphins losing every game, the fourth is the drought in the United States, and now, finally, the appearance of the dreaded Comet Holmes.

All of these things were predicted by Nostrodumbass hundreds of years ago and now they have come to pass. Just because people do not believe this does not mean it is not going to happen or as O.J. Simpson's lawyer once said, "You because you say its so does not make it so" and "You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear."

Also, "A rising tide lifts all ships" was once mentioned on the Luis Rukeyser show and "Just because you are paranoid does not mean that people really are not following you around." Benjamin Franklin once said, "Neither a borrower nor a lender be." And someone else said "I" efore "E" except after "C".

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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