Whopper Black Hole Found in Space by Astronomers

Funny story written by drugtestallpoliticians

Thursday, 1 November 2007

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Mount Palomar, California (IP) - An Astronomer on Mount Palomar has discovered a giant Whopper black hole in the outer reaches of the universe.

Dr. Povenmire Finootch took a break from his week long drinking binge and after the hang over wore off he began to look through the observatory's giant 300 inch telescope and found a Whopper black hole lurking outside the Sombrero galaxy.

The Whopper was in the all the way class of Whoppers and had lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, mayonaise, mustard, catsup, cheese, and luckily no special sauce.

The radio telescope at the astronomy campus at Arecibo, Puerto Rico was pointed in the direction of the Great Whopper and the following message was deciphered using an entire group of super computers: Hold the pickle, hold the lettuce, special orders don't upset us....

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