"Little Prick" comment lands Welsh Doctor in trouble

Funny story written by Jesus Budda

Thursday, 27 September 2007

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Pretentious, Moi? - Doctor Dover ponders his future

A Welsh doctor got slapped with a lawsuit yesterday after making a seemingly innocuous comment to a sick Asian man.

Doctor Ben Dover, Of The Royal College of B*stards, Cwynllwwnwlllyynn Wales, was treating Ming Ing, a male Chinese cockle picker.

"I was giving Mister Ing a tetanus injection on his buttocks and simply said it would just be a little prick, you know, to calm his nerves that the needle wouldn't hurt too much", claims the Doctor, "well almost immediately he stood up and left the room. Next thing I know I'm being sued. I could loose my job over this".

Doctor Dover is being sued for making a racist comment, according to Mister Ing's lawyer, Johnny Assole.

"Making the little prick remark to a half naked Asian man is just asking for trouble", said Mr Assole, "that doctor should have known better".

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