Male Gives Birth

Written by Mystique

Friday, 28 September 2007

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pregnant man or baby with an extremely ugly mom

Look out ladies, your job here is nearly over. Except for a few die hards, men may all be carrying their own children from now on - now it could be them who are the ones with their feet up asking, "do my ankles look swollen?"

A decidedly swollen back might just be news of the 'coming event' from now on. John Anyman has given birth to a bouncing baby (we have been unable to determine the gender), both child and parent are doing well in the 'It Did Happen to You' hospital in Plesantton.

The other happy parent said, "better him than me", as she looked herself over in the mirror to make sure there were no sympathetic stretch marks. This change gives relationships the boost they were in need of ... the sale of marriage licenses went through the roof after the announcement.

This time doctors and test tubes were involved as the infertile couple now have time to regret telling a doctor whose name sounded strangely like Mengele, that they were willing to try 'anything' to have a child. If more men can be induced to try this ... there may be a third gender developing ... one that allows the 'male' to carry a child to term.

I can't wait.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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