Cruise Ship Rescued by Fisherman

Funny story written by drugtestallpoliticians

Thursday, 23 August 2007

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San Juan, Puerto Rico (IP) - The cruise ship Cylone Seas was rescued by a fisherman who often fishes inside the eye of hurricanes. The Cruise ship specializes in trips through hurricanes. One of the main draws of the cruises is a new sport where folks are strapped onto the 250 foot high masts of the ship towering above the highest levels of the ship. The adventurous passengers can experience the full-on fury of a hurricane's eye wall and the beauty and serenity of the inside of the eye.

The fisherman was fishing for yellow tail in the eye of the storm when he noticed that the cruise ship had lost power. The fisherman tied a rope to the bow of the 950 foot long cruise ship and towed the vessel through the eyewall of the hurricane and all the way to port in San Juan.

The fisherman was give a discount card as a reward for his valiant effort which will entitle him to a 10% discount on a cruise aboard the ship during the off season.

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