Paris gets vagina insured!

Written by Kick-Butt Moron

Saturday, 30 June 2007


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Guess what I'm thinking....time's up...I can't think, you fool!

New york (the hot-shot pub): The last time we saw Paris Hilton, she was a preacher on "Larry King's Alive", stating all the lines she read in the bible, including the part that she felt was truly "hot". But now, the stinking rich heiress has decided to go back to her partying ways. Apparently, this blond chihuahua has approached many LIC (life insurance company) services to get her vagina insured.

After spending a not so long time in jail, this jailbird is ready to live the good life and party with the likes of Lindsay Loo-hen, Britney Flasher and many more (not Mandy Moore). But it's not the girls that have caused her to get her private part insured, it's the guys (hopefully).

Says Paris, "When i was in the cell, it was like, not hawt. All the guys, well, gals I guess, wanted a piece of me, and I was like, 'I can't take so many of you at one time!'". She continues, "And it was at that moment that I realized that I could get a whole lotta money if my vagina tore off. How? It's simple, - Insurance!"

We wonder how this stick like chick ever gets her fantabulous ideas...maybe it was her theory of "don't serve the time, let the time serve you".

signing off,
-kick-butt morons

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