Written by Buck E Filbert

Friday, 29 June 2007

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Tyra Banks makes a broken TV a good thing

Talk show host Tyra Banks has always done show topics that are close to her heart. From childhood obesity to teenage molestation Tyra has been through it all, just ask her.

Tyra's shows typically follow the same progression, a talk show host seemingly concerned with the problems of her guests, listens intently, sympathizing with the people involved. That's where Tyra takes a sharp left on toe normally straight talk show road. Tyra's guests are spilling their guts to the entire nation when Tyra announces, I, Tyra Banks, yes me myself, the one and only Tyra, have also encountered this problem myself, Tyra Banks, me.

From this point on the show shifts it's attention to Tyra and her, Tyra, problems. The guests are sidelined and we're focused on Tyra and Tyra experiences, Tyra loves and hates, Tyra favorite chocolate, Tyra restaurants, Tyra's best people and Tyra herself, it disintegrates from there.

Tyra, being, Tyra has understood this pit fall and has decided to no longer care about guests and focus on the important thing. Tyra. From this point on Tyra Banks Show will be exclusively about and totally focused on Tyra.

When asked about this outrage Tyra responded, "what could be more Tyra than more Tyra, fer sher!!?"


Form the desk of
Buck E Filbert
06.29.07

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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