Written by Skews Me

Saturday, 16 June 2007

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(Washington, DC) Taking a scene from the motion picture The Dirty Dozen, the Army has been secretly drafting convicted felons into its ranks.

"Where they're being deployed to has yet to be discovered," said an ACLU spokesman. "But we have numerous reports of the brutal sociopaths being trained at military bases around the nation.

"Other soldiers are terrified of these guys."

Asked to speculate on potential uses for the savage killers, the ACLU spokesman responded "kamakazes?"

Laws that used to protect those incarcerated from forced conscription were superceded by the Patriot Act.

The White House remains tight lipped about incident only saying that "the War on Terror must remain a priority."

Copyright © 2007, SkewsMe

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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