Written by Monkey Woods

Tuesday, 19 June 2007

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Cock-a-doodle-doo!

A Court of Appeal judge at the centre of the 'flashing on a train' storm is back in the public eye again this morning after it emerged that other people may also have been the recipients of his own peculiar brand of advertising.

Lord Chief Justice Sir Richard Stephens, cleared last week at the City of Westminster magistrates of exposing himself to Miss X on a train bound for Waterloo Station in London, has now been accused by other passengers on that, and other trains, of flashing his cock in a way that, police say, could be upsetting to travellers.

Commuters from all over Britain's vast rail network have come forward to say that, they too, have seen the judge's cock.

A lady in Leeds said:

"It was just like a cock, all manky and smelly, with rolls of skin around the neck. Disgusting!"

Farmer John Deviant, from Wales, told police:

"In all my forty years of farming, I've never seen a cock so big! It was enormous!"

Even a train driver in Falkirk said he had been 'witness to the cock' and ignored it, but declined to go to the police because it might cost him his job.

Judge Stephens, re-interviewed by the Metropolitan Police, has denied tadgerising anyone, and said:

"I don't have a cock, or any other farmyard birds for that matter."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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