Written by Kick-Butt Moron

Saturday, 16 June 2007

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Ronald Crapsalot seemed very excited about the incident.

Somewhere(maybe America): After years of collecting funds from the many members of UNO, the World Bank has proved to be a huge drain on the economy of the member countries.

On Friday evening(15th june), at about 7 pm, a group of youngsters broke into the bank and looted it of all it's money and wealth, including gold bricks, different currencies, loreal make-up (donated to Paris Hilton and other ugly socialites) and the Sabarmati River of India (which is currently lacking a bank).

The thieves did not have any state of the art weapons or tools to break into the bank. All they were equipped with was some pepper spray cans. They were sporting long beards and looked distinctly similar to Fidel Castro, fuelling speculation that Korea has once again continued the cloning business.

On being asked about the incident, Ronald Crapsalott(senior vice president, World Bank) commented, "the thugs were highly intelligent. They came with a specific goal, and went away very content. They resemble the World Bank in every way. We too want to develop the world with our far-sightedness and planning. So give us all your money...uhm..I mean support."

The Indian Military forces are on their toes with this theft incident and are on the "right track". As Usual, George Bush was not available for comment.

Signing off,
-the kickbutt morons.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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