Paul Wolfowitz Ponders New Career

Funny story written by The Noosance

Saturday, 19 May 2007

As Paul Wolfowitz prepares to step down as the head of the World Bank, which is responsible for providing finance and advice to countries for the purposes of economic development and eliminating poverty, he is considering the following career options:

1. Loan officer in Afghanistan
2. Brinks driver in Darfur
3. Falafel stand owner on Gaza Strip
4. Pakistani cartographer
5. Iranian arms inspector
6. Starting war architecture firm with Henry Kissinger
7. Head of Jerry Falwell Ministries
8. Head of Walter Reed Army Hospital
9. U.S. Attorney General
10. Iraqi Prime Minister

It is said he is still holding out, however, for his #1 choice as a judge on "Kuwaiti Idol."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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