Paul Wolfowitz Steps Down Becomes World Bank Teller

Funny story written by Smackycrackman

Friday, 18 May 2007

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Belgium - Paul Wolfowitz had to give up his presidency of the World Bank, but he is not a quitter. He has decided to work his way up by starting at the bottom, taking a job at the World Bank as a Bank teller.

Dressed in a dapper suit and tie he gave a press conference to whoever would listen explaining the logic behind this new move.

Girlfriend, Shaha Ali Riza (World Bank official), has given support to his downward move by stating, "He gave me a hand up the ladder maybe I can do the same for him in the future."

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