Cyberspace, Internet - WARNING: TheSpoof.com website gained consciousness last week.
"It's no longer real people contributing fake news stories," said a panicked editor from a remote satellite phone. "It's all just keyboards and modems on their own at this point."
The system went super-wham-o-dyne subprime critical early Saturday morning when most people were either busy drinking or hungover, confirmed Artificial Intelligence experts at the University of Michigan. "In technical terms (or at least what we like to call it in the 'biz') it has become a Self-Licking Ice Cream Cone."
Despite all of the Hollywood movie warnings (i.e. 2001: A Space Odyssey, Wargames, Terminator, The Matrix, etc...) it is inexplicable that no one saw this coming...