Squirell Gets Sick

Funny story written by Cal Jennings

Sunday, 20 May 2007

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Squirell of Moose&Squirell Fell Ill Ouside TheSpoof.com Headquarters

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Dublin - TheSpoof.com writer Squirell of Moose&Squirell fell drastically ill outside of TheSpoof.com headquarters. Writers and the editor rushed to her side to see if they could aid her. They tried mouth to mouth, CPR, and finally called ambulance services by dialing 911. Thinking 911 was another terrorist attack, however, no ambulance showed up to help her.

Cal-el flew in to the scene, praised God, and laid hands on her. Moose&Squirell opened her eyes, slapped Cal-el across the face, and said, "How DARE you lay your filthy hands on me?"

Seeing that Moose&Squirell was alive and well again, Cal-el flew up, up, and away up into the clouds. Seconds later, Cal Jennings appeared on the scene and asked what happened.

"You always miss Cal-el when he's here? Where were you when I needed help? You're just a big goof," said Moose&Squirell to Cal Jennings.

"Calm down now, Moose&Squirell," said Cal Jennings. "We don't want you to have a relapse."

It is expected that Moose&Squirell will resume writing shortly.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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