Pagans turn Cal Jennings Into Lizard

Funny story written by Cal Jennings

Friday, 18 May 2007

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CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Dublin - writer, Cal Jennings, ran into some trouble with the Pagan writers at for writing an article that included a quote of a Bible verse.

"Have a taste of Thor's Hammer," said one The Spoof writer. "Double, double, toil and trouble," said another. After the majik words were spoken, POOF! Cal Jennings was turned into a lizard.

"It makes it very difficult to type," said Cal Jennings. "I just don't have the reach I had when I was human."

The Pagan Spoof writers giggled and cackled at the trouble they caused Cal Jennings. Jalepenoman, being the kind fellow he is, stepped in and offered to banish the curse.

"There's an inscription on Joseph Smith's tablet of gold that will remove the curse," said Jalepenoman, "but you'll have to pay me my $100 fee first."

Cal Jennings pointed out that he no longer had pockets, so Jalepenoman would just have to wait.

"No deal," said Jalepenoman, "You still haven't paid me for my $100 advice!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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