The End of Social Security

Funny story written by G Varnam

Sunday, 22 April 2007

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Senior citizens and the disabled got a rude awaking today. Usually they get a check in the mail or direct deposit, but many banks are now bouncing automatic bills and in fact many seniors are now facing a deficit of $200.00 due to 'administrative errors'. President Bush has announced that the Social Security is broke and has been placed into liquidation.

Many seniors and the disabled who can't work, will end up homeless in the streets. Many believe this is happening due to China stopping trade in US dollar currency. Following China's lead, many other countries have followed suit to dump the dollar. With the dollar in demise a new currency, the Amero, will replace the dollar. However, don't count on getting any Social Security any more. However, the government is putting in place a new private retirement plan in place, which will only pay out if you make certain amount of money - an amount that is out of reach for most Americans. So millions of Americans will never see another dime of retirement again!

It is predicted that homelessness will sharply increase and cause much public unrest. President Bush has announced that most of these people will end up in a "freedom camp". Also the food stamp program and HUD are out of money, so these programs are to be shut down. The war on the poor has been won by the Bush Administration and they are quite happy about it.

Those who are coming up to retirement must now continue to work, until they eventually pass on, or become so crippled, their disability stops them from working. So, either way, they'll end up on the streets.

This huge growth of homeless people will get many frustrated. To add insult to injury, a house bill, no. H.R. 3467, is due to be passed that will ban anyone to help the homeless person. Bush said, "Homeless people put themselves in this predicament and they are all under God's curse! They are all going to perdition flames!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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