Just as PaPa Zinger approved the Church study that casts doubt on the existence of limbo and expresses hope for the salvation of unbaptized babies, the clouds parted over St Peter's basilica and God himself, looking very worried, admitted that he didn't know what to do with the unbaptised.
"Augustine over here is yelling in my one ear that the bible says that unless you are born of water and the spirit you cannot enter into the kingdom. He says that he's very sorry but there is no age clause so this means that everyone before baptism, and everybody in other religions which is the great majority of the 100 billion people who have lived on this planet GO TO hell! including babies!
Then I've got the liberal saying that Jesus said let the little children come unto me and he didn't say a word about baptism. To tell you the truth, people, I don't know what the F to do!", the Almighty shouted as the clouds drew closed like gray theater curtains.
