Written by Doug Burrell

Tuesday, 17 April 2007

image for Pelosi to visit Hell, meet with Satan

In a stark contrast to the Bush Administration's official policy regarding Hell and it's leader, Satan, Nancy Pelosi announced today she will meet with the Dark Lord in an effort to normalize relations between the two entities. George Bush has long declared that the U.S. believes that regime change in Hell is necessary and, until then, Hell and it's leader will be considered a threat to all peace-loving nations.

In a related story, an article published on the internet claimed today that Dick Cheney led protests in Hell against the Vietnam War in the late 1960s. Pictures are rumored to show Cheney and Satan roasting marshmallows together and singing protest songs. The Vice-President's office had no comment on the matter.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Nancy Pelosi, Satan

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