Pelosi tells Saudis her Passover message from Yasser Arafat memoirs

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Friday, 6 April 2007

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Two hundred extra suitcases filled with gold bullion

Wailing Wall - (Rioters): Nancy Pelosi's goodwill visit to the Middle East took yet another turn today as she delivered to the Saudis what is rumored to be a deathbed message from the late Yasser Arafat's classified memoir.

"It is my solemn duty to let you know I have converted to Judaism.

"Israel is ready to blow your ass off for dumping all that readymix concrete on the Mount Sinai site.

"And what's more, I know you bankrolled Ahmadinejad's bar mitzvah.

"The bearer of this message is a good person and will soon be the next US President.

"A major contribution to her 2008 campaign might just save your asses."

The US House Speaker departed for Washington with an unexpected two hundred extra suitcases more than she arrived with at Riyadh Airport.

"Just a few local souvenirs from the Djubail gold smelter!"

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is 63.

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