Help!!! Facebook Is Holding My Account Hostage!!!!

Funny story written by rfreed

Friday, 22 September 2023

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Help!!! Facebook Is Holding My Account Hostage!!!!

"Git sum more friends or we'se gonna break yer thumbs!!!!"

This is for real! Facebook only lets me see a few entries and then hits me with this warning!
Here I have been a loyal Facebookite since the Stone Age and this is how they do me!
Damn!
I have been as good as gold, not putting in and cuss words (except for the slip up in the last sentence just now) or naked pictures (except for that one of Shirley when she was wearing that Princess Leia slave outfit that accidently showed more than Carrie Fischer did in The Jedi Strike Back and that is saying something...).

Now they do this to me.....

I am through with being good!

This is like the Soup Nazi in that Seinfeld bit except here he is a Posting Nazi! "No more posts for you!

I wonder if MySpace is still around?..........

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