The overweight governor of the "Anvil State" of Arkansas has announced that she plans to visit the quasi-bankrupt country of Cambodia, which has more bamboo trees than the Sahara has grains of sand.
Huckabee, who is considering throwing her ice cream bowl, I mean her hat, into the political arena, says she knows deep down in the pit of her ample stomach that she can kick Donald The Pussy Grabber's orange-tinted ass from Oregon to Florida and from Maine to Arizona.
Sarah, who many of her relatives, friends, and enemies say is starting to resemble Trump, in the 'Fat Ass' department wants to speak with the Cambodian leader about purchasing 20 tons of Bamboo canes.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: Why?...Why???]
