Stay in Your Own Hemisphere, Earth!

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Tuesday, 7 March 2023

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Where Will You Be Confined?

The UN has drafted a “Hemisphere Resolution” which states: all hemispheres of the Planet Earth shall not interact with each other until they know how to play nice.

The Northern Hemisphere is not allowed to talk to or even look at the Southern Hemisphere, and vice versa. So too the Western and Eastern Hemispheres.

There’s a problem with this “logic”, however. Some nations are in both the Northern and Western Hemispheres. The USA and Britain being two of the largest. Others in the South and East, like the entire South-Eastern Asia region. Some just south, some just north. Hello Iceland!

This form of demarcation will make every nation alone on the planet. And what about nations, like Australia and New Zealand, which are both held to be “Western” nations but which are located in the Southern Hemisphere? And for that Iceland crack – aren’t they West too? And Canada is still located in snow land, isn’t it?

Most wars are started by nations in the Northern Hemisphere. This includes potential nuclear wars since only nations in the Northern Hemisphere have nuclear bombs. Not a lot of nukes coming out of South Africa or Paraguay or Indonesia.

What this basically means is that everyone will have enforced isolation placed on them. You cannot visit those nations that are out of your nation’s “hemispheric range”. If found in the East, for example, and you’re from the South, arrest and deportation, and don’t even think of leaving your zone again!

Some fear this will lead to Earth zones instead of individual nations. Without individuality, we all fall into the hand of Schwab and Gates … and if you’ve read Orwell’s “1984”, then you know where that leads.

Happy reading, and stay a couch potato in your own damn country – FOREVER!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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