Reports have just come in about Justin Trudeau and the Head of China, Xi, having words, then Justin filmed wandering away as though he had a Mr. Big in his drawers.
What was not shown later that day was what is reported in the following transcript:
Justin: What is thy bidding, my master?
Xi: You take dirty underwear to laundry, get ticket, do washing. Now!
Justin: Yes, sir. Please forgive me for speaking openly and exercising freedom of speech. I know it’s not your way.
Xi: I fuck your wife, give her premium Chinese sperm to make new half-Chinese babies in Canadian government so they take over in a couple decades. You do now!
Justin: But, I … my wife and I love each …
Xi: No love in China, only marriage contracts for good business and profitable economy!
Justin: Ah, okay, I’ll talk to her …
Xi: Never mind, I put baby in her myself … as soon as dolphin penis and rhino scrotum start working and make my tiny dick very big and powerful and communist-alicious!
Justin: Uh …
Xi: I give you secret Chinese bank account like I give Trump – me and Schwab own you both, you good western bitches for a new Chinese future, whole planet, we own you forever! AH HA HA HA!
Justin: Starch or no starch?
Wow! Amazing! Wait until CNN covers that – or Twitter, whichever dies first.
