Bill Gates arrived in China and was handing out free man-made viruses he built in his underground dungeon computer lab during a lightning storm and a full wolf moon. These were computer viruses, of course, since Bill is not trained in a biological, c…
Xi Jinping gets angry so easily … like a little lost boy with his ice cream cone fallen to the sidewalk. Kevin McCarthy had a meeting with the President of Taiwan, and Xi got pissed. He went on a drunken rampage, then dug his furry fists into a po…
There are Chinese police stations in the USA, Canada and Britain. Do these countries have their police in China? These police are on the hunt to threaten any Chinese people in those “foreign devil” nations that if they don’t play ball (or maybe,…
Old Xi Jinping is at it again. Like Putin, Xi hates when he’s NOT the center of attention. Putin took off his shirt and rode a horse, but Xi won’t take his shirt off for anyone and no horse can hold his weight. (Fat joke! So low! Like the horse’s bac…
A spokesman gave an English transcript of Xi's Remarks to Western reporters about his recent re-election. Basically Xi was very surprised at being elected to a third 5 year term. China is a 'Democracy' so Xi was not 100% sure the National Le…
The president of fascist commie China, Xi, has finally been found! He was on The Masked Singer! Dressed as a panda, of course. He sang, “I Did It All For The Nookie” (which would become ironic shortly after the show) and got a standing ovation…
Korean boy bands are banned in China. Why? Insiders who have escaped China to report the truth have said some strange things about Prez Xi. “He likes them very much. I mean, LIKE likes them. The emperor of China listens to boy bands on his iPod al…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Correct me if I’m right. But how can it be wrong when it feels so right? Life is full of conundrums, some more puzzling than others. Who’s to judge what is right or wrong? A better question: Who should be the final arbiter r…
President Xi has finally been arrested! (See photo, not doctored, every picture is worth a 1000 … never doubt your eyes). And though it wasn’t filmed, the sounded was recorded, and someone smuggled it out of China, so that we here at Foxy Lady New…
The world’s greatest worker’s paradise isn’t working too well. Wuhan started Covid, and the people of Wuhan are trying to end it. They don’t like they’re dictator, and the dick is confused as to why! Sci-fi writers the world over can only make edu…
Reports have just come in about Justin Trudeau and the Head of China, Xi, having words, then Justin filmed wandering away as though he had a Mr. Big in his drawers. What was not shown later that day was what is reported in the following transcript…
Once again, where the fuck is Xi Jinping, the madman who rules China with his iron fist? Is he playing ping-pong, since the Chinese love that game, and yet it’s not in the Olympics – but when Xi plays, other athletes will say, “Wow! Such a great a…
And welcome to the latest game show: Where You At, Xi? Contestants have to use whatever is available to find out whether or not the dictator of China, Xi, is still in power! They can use Twitter and all its rumors and hopes and dreams that a sc…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Did Vice-President Biden have sex with 3 Chinese hookers while driving a forklift down an alley in the Dongcheng District of Beijing during a diplomatic visit in 2013? At the time, it seemed mildly noteworthy, but not particul…
The British love their tennis! Even more than human rights! Peng Shuai was once a star tennis player from China. She posted a message that Chinese Vice Premier Zhang Gaoli raped her in 2019. And now no one has seen or heard from her. Some fine yo…
HONG KONG, China - (Satire News) - Word eminating from Wall Street is that the Republic of China headed by Xi Jinping, is interested in buying Facebook. The Chinese leader says that he loves being on Facebook and checking up on his distant relativ…
After Drew Pavlou, an Australian activist with the Democratic Alliance, held up a sign reading ‘Fuck Xi Jinping”, and got into a scuffle with a bunch of brainwashed Chinese Jinping-lovers, t-shirt sales displaying the curse in Chinese have sold like…
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