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Funny story: Jinping is Playing Ping-Pong

Jinping is Playing Ping-Pong

Once again, where the fuck is Xi Jinping, the madman who rules China with his iron fist? Is he playing ping-pong, since the Chinese love that game, and yet it’s not in the Olympics – but when Xi plays, other athletes will say, “Wow! Such a great a…

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Funny story: Where You At, Xi?

Where You At, Xi?

And welcome to the latest game show: Where You At, Xi? Contestants have to use whatever is available to find out whether or not the dictator of China, Xi, is still in power! They can use Twitter and all its rumors and hopes and dreams that a sc…

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Funny story: He Said-Xi Said: Biden And Xi Jinping Differ On Joe’s Forklift Sex Caper

He Said-Xi Said: Biden And Xi Jinping Differ On Joe’s Forklift Sex Caper

BILLINGSGATE POST: Did Vice-President Biden have sex with 3 Chinese hookers while driving a forklift down an alley in the Dongcheng District of Beijing during a diplomatic visit in 2013? At the time, it seemed mildly noteworthy, but not particul…

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Funny story: Tennis Anyone?

Tennis Anyone?

The British love their tennis! Even more than human rights! Peng Shuai was once a star tennis player from China. She posted a message that Chinese Vice Premier Zhang Gaoli raped her in 2019. And now no one has seen or heard from her. Some fine yo…

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Funny story: China Wants To Buy Facebook

China Wants To Buy Facebook

HONG KONG, China - (Satire News) - Word eminating from Wall Street is that the Republic of China headed by Xi Jinping, is interested in buying Facebook. The Chinese leader says that he loves being on Facebook and checking up on his distant relativ…

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Funny story: Fuck Xi Jinping – Buy the T-shirt!

Fuck Xi Jinping – Buy the T-shirt!

After Drew Pavlou, an Australian activist with the Democratic Alliance, held up a sign reading ‘Fuck Xi Jinping”, and got into a scuffle with a bunch of brainwashed Chinese Jinping-lovers, t-shirt sales displaying the curse in Chinese have sold like…

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Funny story: Chinese Dead or Alive: They All Look Alike

Chinese Dead or Alive: They All Look Alike

Shanghai, Taiwan - Due to the ongoing Covid lockdown in China’s most populous city, the dead are desperately trying to out-number the living. But the living are getting payback! An elderly resident of a care home was carted out by government me…

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Funny story: The Reason Why China Is Going To Invade Canada

The Reason Why China Is Going To Invade Canada

HONG KONG – (World Satire) – BuzzFuzz (Hong Kong Division) has just broken the story about the extremely strained relations between China and Canada. The Chinese government is so pissed off at Canada for reneging on their trade agreement, that the…

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Funny story: President Biden Has Proof That Donald Trump Colluded With The Russians, The Chinese, and The Venezuelans

President Biden Has Proof That Donald Trump Colluded With The Russians, The Chinese, and The Venezuelans

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The New News Now News Agency has just boken the story that President Biden has just been informed by the CIA that the ex-president, Don the Con (Trump), did in fact have underhanded dealings with Vladimir Putin and…

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Funny story: Snopes: Unable To Confirm Biden Having Sex On Shanghai Fork Lift

Snopes: Unable To Confirm Biden Having Sex On Shanghai Fork Lift

BILLINGSGATE POST: Speaking without notes for the first time since his latest facelift, President Biden addressed the Nation today from his office in the People’s Republic of Washington. Noticeably off his meds, he squinted at the teleprompter with…

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Funny story: China Wants To Buy NASA

China Wants To Buy NASA

HONG KONG – (World News) – China’s Abacus News Agency has made it known that the leader of China, Xi Jinping, wants to purchase the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. The Chinese leader stated that he has been wanting to buy the covete…

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Funny story: President Putin Calls Up Melania Trump and Asks Her For a Gigantic Favor

President Putin Calls Up Melania Trump and Asks Her For a Gigantic Favor

MOSCOW – (World Satire) – The Kremlin Voice News Agency has informed the world new agencies, that President Putin is extremely concerned about the sad, deplorable, deteriorating mental condition of President Trump's mulch-filled brain. Putin repor…

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Funny story: Snopes Verifies Biden’s Tryst With Three Chinese Hookers On Forklift

Snopes Verifies Biden’s Tryst With Three Chinese Hookers On Forklift

BILLINGSGATE POST: Snopes, the same group that verified that two Russian hookers peed on Donald Trump’s hotel bed, have now confirmed that the improbable story about Joe Biden having sex with three Chinese hookers while he was driving a forklift dow…

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Funny story: China’s President Xi Jinping Says He's Had it with President Donald Trump and The Gloves are Coming Off

China’s President Xi Jinping Says He's Had it with President Donald Trump and The Gloves are Coming Off

HONG KONG – (Trivia News) - In a move that the civilized world is referring to as the epitome of a tit-for-tat game, China’s leader Xi Jinping has decided to rub tit-tatting in Trump’s face. The Chinese leader said that he has had it up to his ear…

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Funny story: China Wants To Buy The Statue of Liberty

China Wants To Buy The Statue of Liberty

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Spoof News) - President Trump told Fox News that he received a call from the Chinese leader Xi Jinping. He said that after the two argued for about 22 minutes, about the China Virus vs the Coronavirus, the two agreed to disagre…

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Funny story: A Leading Seismologist Predicts That a Gigantic Tsunami Will Probably Hit Malibu Beach in July of 2021

A Leading Seismologist Predicts That a Gigantic Tsunami Will Probably Hit Malibu Beach in July of 2021

LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) - One of the state’s leading seismologists is predicting that a huge tsunami could hit Malibu Beach in May of 2021. Gavin Stravinsky has successfully predicted tsunamis in the Philippines, New Zealand, at the South Pole…

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Funny story: John Bolton’s Explosive Expose on President Donald Trump

John Bolton’s Explosive Expose on President Donald Trump

NEW YORK CITY – Trump’s former White House National Security Adviser, John Bolton, has just published his bombshell book titled “I Was In The Room Where It All Hit The Fan". Inside sources say that Trump begged, pleaded, and colluded with Bolton t...

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