Britney in Vampire Remake

Funny story written by Mulder

Monday, 19 February 2007

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Pop star Britney Spears plans to shoot a new £10m version of the 1922 classic "Nosferatu"

Producers have approached the star since the revelation of her head being shaved in the name of entertainment.

Producers Joel Silver said "We have wanted to make this remake for many years now but no one quite fitted the bill"

Silver famous for his matrix trilogy went on to add "We have been auditioning some top names but no-one came close to the feel that we wanted until we seen the pictures of britney and we knew we had our star."

Nosferatu is the story of Dracula, of a vampire moving from his secluded castle to real estate he has purchased in the city of Bremen, where he will find a constant source of victims.

The new adaption will have britney playing a pop-star who is bitten by a vampire whilst on her latest video shoot and she starts to seek a constant source of male dancers and backing singers as would be victims.

Other stars who were in line for the main role included sinead o'connor,sigourney weaver,larry david and that girl from star trek the motion picture.

Britney was unavailable for comment, but a source close to the star says she cant wait to get her teeth into the role.

Plans for britney to record a title song called "Oops I bit it again" are also in the pipeline.

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