Prince Harry is about to go out to see some front line action in Iraq in a few days and it's giving his security staff a right headache.
A spokesman for The MOD told us:
"Yes that's right. Harry's going out there all right as part of the Food Corps and he'll be stationed at least 200 miles from the front line but let's face it, that's dangerous.
He's going to be in charge of rations most probably but The Daily Mail and The Sun are sure to report that he will be commanding a crack squad and pulling off all sorts of heroics behind enemy lines etc, and when he comes home his mum can give him a nice medal"
Prince William commented:
"Like yah. Harry's a great guy like you know? He's going out there to do a job and show solidarity with his fellow soldiers. Yah?"
The artist formerly known as Prince then squiggle and then Prince again was said, by Buckingham Palace, to be in the studio laying down some "grooves" and was consequently unavailable for comment but Coldplay were said to be very impressed with Prince Harry's antics.