Britney Spears Voted, "Woman of the Year", by Promotion Magazine

Funny story written by Buck E Filbert

Monday, 19 February 2007

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Promotion Magazine's highly coveted, Woman / Man of the Year Award, was given to Britney Spears for her brilliant job of self promotion this season. The award is given for outstanding execution and results achieved in the field of promotion or advertising campaigns.

Industry insiders agree, no one has even come close to drawing the attention that Britney has. She manipulates the media like a violin prodigy plays Mozart. She's proven herself to be the queen of tabloids and news magazines hands down.

The judges agreed that Ms Spears handling of her divorce announcement, letting her child drive at 5 months old, bare foot in the public bathroom, public exhibitionism, rumors of a porno tape and her most recent rampage of partying till she drops then shaving her head. All brilliantly orchestrated media events executed like a symphony orchestra score.

One judge said, you can't get publicity like she gets, it's unbelievably deceptive. On the outside you see an air headed irresponsible party girl. Once you dive a little deeper you see that still waters run very deep. She's a promotional genus.

At this point in time Britney may be the most hated / loved personality in the history of show business. People that love her will continue to love her. People that hate her will forgive her once she decides to repent and ask for Americas forgiveness.

Britney paid attention to what was going on around her as she grew up in Hollywood and has taken that knowledge and twisted it into a recipe for success.

Just Brilliant!

From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
Feb 19 2007

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