Jimmy Sham Attacked By Hong Kong Phooey

Funny story written by Monkey Woods

Thursday, 17 October 2019

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A hammer like the one Jimmy Sham was hammered with

One of the leaders of the Hong Kong protests, Jimmy Sham, has been taken to hospital after suffering a hammer attack, and being left in the street, covered in blood.

Several witnesses said the attacker looked "a bit like a canine Kung Fu exponent with big, floppy ears".

Sham is the leader of one of the island's largest pro-democracy groups, and a veritable thorn in the side of the Beijing authorities.

The attack has come as a hammer blow to the pro-democracy movement.

Hong Kong governor, Carrie Lam, who was heckled and shouted down yesterday as she tried to deliver her annual address, immediately called in US-based janitor, Hong Kong Phooey, for assistance. Phooey flew to the mainland from Los Angeles last night, then took to a ferry to HK, after which his movements are unknown.

Jimmy Sham is not the same person as Jimmy Pursey of Sham 69.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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