Trump and Johnson still competing

Written by Ben Macnair

Monday, 26 August 2019

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I am really the only person in the world who believes in me, and I am scared.

When told that Donald Trump had been waiting for six years for him to become British Prime Minister, Bourke Johnson thought, well Mr Trump, that is nothing. I have been waiting for my entire life.

Trump's claim is the equivalent of some star of a hit movie being told by a fan that they have been waiting since the actor was a waiter, or worked in a shop, or taught before their big break, following a series of jobs as an extra, or a zombie,

The uttering was the latest in a long line of baffling sentences from the failed Casino owner, with access to money,but no sense.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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