The Rudd/Gillard/Rudd Musical Chairs has mutated

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Saturday, 1 July 2017


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After the much publicised Rudd/Gillard/Rudd Pri-Minister musical chairs some years ago it seems the Liberal Party, not to be outdone are now orchestrating their own Abbott/Turnbull/Abbott thing.

Many who watch Australian news were completely confused by Gillard nuking Rudd only to drop the ball with her men hatred fixation and Rudd knocked her off the perch just in time to loose the election.

Those who witnessed this unparalleled disarray thought they would never see such a thing again. However it seems the Rudd/Gillard/Rudd set a political precedent and now everyone wants a piece of the action.

However Liberal spokesspinner claimed "we are going to go bigger than labour, we are going to shoot for a Abbott/Turnbull/Rudd/Gillard/Abbott". They claim this will finally deliver stable intelligent leadership for all Australians, except for boat people of course who are all evil terrorists.

The Queen through her rep in Aus has called for calm and stability particularly after the fire at Grenfell and that Australian political distractions won't help them hose down the glaring austerity driven genocide against the poor in the UK.

Though the field was muddied when a late contender, Rudds cat, who was one of Rudds main political operators has also thrown his hat in the ring. Which means it could go Rudd/Gillard/Rudd/Abbott/Turnbull/Rudd/Gillard/Rudds Cat/Abbott further confusing an already befuddled electorate. Millennials were said to be writing a smartphone app called Who's PM today, so young people can quickly check who they should hate today.

Common consensus amongst the political commentators was that Rudds cat was really the only one among them that had sensible policies and stood a better than even chance of emerging victorious. To which left wing journalistic claim that at least we will have a leader who doesn't claim to be a lion and turn out a pussy.

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