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Sunday, 21 October 2018

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Saudi Arabia has admitted, at last, that Jamal Khashoggi, the Washington Post contributor, did indeed 'encounter problems' in their consulate in Istanbul on 2 October, but it wasn't what it looks like, honest.

Mr Khashoggi entered the consulate, but did not come out again alive, because, the lying fuck-witted Saudi officials have said, he:

- tripped and fell

- got into a fist fight

- had a heart attack

- gave birth to a jackal

- was abducted by aliens

- vanished into thin air

- "metamorphosized into a cockroach, and stealthily left, undetected

- tripped and fell

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A spokesliar for the corrupt Saudi regime clarified this:

"As anyone familiar with the way corrupt regimes operate will know, any of these examples would, naturally, result in the complete disappearance of the victim's body, without any forensic trace."

A man listening to this said:

"Fuck me! It appears that murder is no longer punishable, so long as it is done 'in the interests of a government or state', whatever those things are. If the killing of Mr Khashoggi does not result in the killing of his killer, and the people who organized the killing, I'd say that was, pretty much, a green light for anyone who wants to kill people, to go start killing them."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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