Baby Sucked Woman's Tit

Funny story written by Monkey Woods

Thursday, 13 September 2018

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Christ on a bike! Look at those oomlaaters!

There was a mixture of disbelieving stares and embarrassed glances in a Battambang park earlier today, when a woman whipped out a tit and offered it up to a baby to suck - in full view of anybody who wanted to see!

The disgraceful scene took place at around 10:30am, and soon attracted a large crowd - mainly men - who edged ever closer to the woman, leering and slobbering, with some groaning, and one even slavvering.

The baby - as nonchalant as you like - puckered up its lips, and pressed them forcefully onto the woman's tit, whereupon suckage began in earnest.

Indeed, things turned a little unsavory when


That's enough of that - (M Lowton)

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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