Melania Makes 4th Trip to Mexican Border Dressed As A Nun

Funny story written by JinoLeFeeto

Wednesday, 4 July 2018

Melania Trump made a 4th visit to the Mexican border carry a bottle of Jim Beam and a bottle of Tequila. She was spotted entering a small cantina, not regularly entered by "gringos'.

"She came in all by herself, no secret service, no nothin' man," said the bartender. She was wearing this weird dress with a message written on it, "I'm not with stupid. Oh yeah and she was where a Nun's habit. She put her bottles on the bar and told me to start pouring."

"I lined up 4 shots of Tequila and she down them one after another in a matter of seconds.

"Give me all of the children, I'm taking them with me NOW!" she said.

"I explained that we were just a cantina not a camp for immigrant children and she apologized. Then she asked me if I had a photo of her husband, well I always have the current President in the bar, regardless my opinion, I pointed it out. She blasted 5 shots from her pistol, then left $500 dollars on the bar and left."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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