Written by Jaggedone

Monday, 12 February 2018

image for Sweet revenge for lions; I bet his name wasn't Daniel God said?
lovely when they're not hungry, but deadly when a fucking moron poacher filled their hungry bellies!

Now in our cynical world of satirical spoofing this story is a gem, and to be honest, I do not give a shit about the idiot who has more than lightly slaughtered elephants for their tusks, rhinos for their horns, and smuggled baby monkeys out of Africa, plus other unacceptable crimes against nature; so well done the lions!

Let's call this idiot poacher, Daniel, to at least give him some credibility! Well, he was busy doing his dastardly deeds when he fell upon a family of hungry lions, who normally do not like human flesh, but when hungry, they do as any other animal would do, eat the pratt!

The remains of poor Daniel were spat out by the lions because humans normally have brains, but Daniel's were inedible. So, they left his head over for a bunch of passing, starving vultures or hyenas. Security guards discovered poor Daniel's head, said a quick prayer, which god ignored, and told the world's press that beastly lions had eaten this despicable person!

Well, I feel sorry for the hungry lions having to eat this idiot instead of a juicy antelope, zebra or buffalo, but as they say, "a bony snack is better than having a bunch of starving baby lions!"

So, for all of you African poachers butchering Africa's wild life for a couple of lousy bucks, LONG LIVE THE LION KINGS (Even if they puked after eating this sicko!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Africa, lion




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