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Hollywood’s Leading Lion Actor Reflects on His Career

Funny story: Hollywood’s Leading Lion Actor Reflects on His Career

In a wide-ranging interview with the BBC, the lion who starred in Abbott and Costello’s Africa Screams reflects on the highs and lows of his career in Hollywood. “When Africa Screams came out, I was the biggest non-human actor in the world,” said...

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Sweet revenge for lions; I bet his name wasn't Daniel God said?

Funny story: Sweet revenge for lions; I bet his name wasn't Daniel God said?

Now in our cynical world of satirical spoofing this story is a gem, and to be honest, I do not give a shit about the idiot who has more than lightly slaughtered elephants for their tusks, rhinos for their horns, and smuggled baby monkeys out of Afric...

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The Chimp's On You

Funny story: The Chimp's On You

A rare hairless chimp called "Chimp Chop" has died unexpectedly his keepers say. He was unexpectedly hit by a bus after unexpectedly fleeing from his enclosure and out onto a busy road. The bus driver was unnerved by the unexpected appearance...

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Cyril The Lion To Be Canonized

Funny story: Cyril The Lion To Be Canonized

Head of the catholic church Pope Francis has raised eyebrows amongst his followers after the release of a list of proposed future saints which includes the name of deceased celebrity big cat Cyril the Lion who looks set to be named as The Patron Sain...

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Lion Comes Under Scrutiny for Unfair Hunting Practices

Funny story: Lion Comes Under Scrutiny for Unfair Hunting Practices

King Reximus Purfectus, a native lion of Zimbabwe, has recently come under heavy scrutiny for what has been described as "unfair hunting procedures". King Rex, as he is know by the locals, has been accused of luring unsuspecting American hunters wit...

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Cops: No Clue Who Slew Circus Crewman

Funny story: Cops: No Clue Who Slew Circus Crewman

One morning while working as a lion trainer for a traveling circus, a handsome devil with a promising career in show business named Lester Dean was having a wonderful day until his face was suddenly slashed with the razor sharp claws of a lion prior...

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$3m Wizard Of Oz 'Cowardly Lyin' Costume For Obama Xmas Present

Funny story: $3m Wizard Of Oz 'Cowardly Lyin' Costume For Obama Xmas Present

New York - Last worn by Bert Lahr in the 1939 movie classic The Wizard Of Oz the big cat outfit was bought today for $3m as a seasonal gift. Sources close to the auctioneer's gavel said the buyer is believed to be the charitable arm of the Associ...

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An Animal Shelter In Fayetteville, Arkansas Receives 6 Giraffes, 3 Elephants, and A Lion

Funny story: An Animal Shelter In Fayetteville, Arkansas Receives 6 Giraffes, 3 Elephants, and A Lion

FAYETTEVILLE, Arkansas - City officials are trying to figure out where in the world the 6 giraffes, 3 elephants, and 1 lion that were left at The City Animal Shelter came from. Bernice Burgerbock, 37, who manages the shelter stated that when she g...

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Tabloid hoaxed into paying $25,000 for stuffed toy lion selfie

Funny story: Tabloid hoaxed into paying $25,000 for stuffed toy lion selfie

Lion Park, Jonhannesburg - A London tabloid has been tricked into paying $25,000 for a selfie of a 'genuine' young lioness cuddling up with Brit tourists in a South Afican wildlife park. The paper published snaps of an eight month old lioness call...

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Essex Lion terrorises the Pendle Ikea

Funny story: Essex Lion terrorises the Pendle Ikea

The Lion that was originally spotted in Essex has made its way up the country to the Lancashire town of Pendle just in time for the Annual Coven Festival, which takes place every weekend in the town. "We couldn't believe it," said Peter Bottomthwa...

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Professor Norton Folgate's Theory on Lions

Funny story: Professor Norton Folgate's Theory on Lions

In the sometime occasional series by Professor Norton Folgate there have been many fascinating and intriguing topics and today's is no exception. With the startling news that there may or may not be a Lion on the loose in Essex, innit, we thought it would be fairly topical to ask the Professor on his theory on Lions and what would make one want to escape from the relative comfort, or maybe disc...

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Lion Roams in Essex

Funny story: Lion Roams in Essex

A lion has been sighted roaming in Essex. He is thought to have escaped from a zoo in Colchester where he was being ill treated. Information coming to our news desk suggests the lion is headed for East London where he wants a meeting with the West...

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Apple announce that Mountain Lion downloads top 3 million

Funny story: Apple announce that Mountain Lion downloads top 3 million

Apple Computers have revealed that Mountain Lion downloads have topped three million in the first week. "I didn't realise that there were that many mountain lions in the world," said head of development, Ellie James. "When I last checked there we...

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Cougars Upset Over Amount Of Unwanted Attention The MILF Market Has Brought Them

Funny story: Cougars Upset Over Amount Of Unwanted Attention The MILF Market Has Brought Them

ISSAQUAH, WA-Cougars, long since held as nature's third coolest cat (behind lions and tigers, respectively), have recently come into a bit of an identity crisis. This is due in large part to the recent branding of 40-somethings who romantically t...

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Lion Attack: Quick thinking father saves family

Funny story: Lion Attack: Quick thinking father saves family

A British father has been applauded for his quick thinking which saved his family from savage, hungry lions in Tanzania. Whilst on the holiday of a lifetime, the Philbin family's tour bus broke down, deep in the Serengeti. As the driver radioed f...

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Animal rights activists eaten by lions

Funny story: Animal rights activists eaten by lions

Disaster struck at the Lady Gaga Memorial Zoo in Los Angeles today, when a group of animal rights activists were eaten alive by lions. The group call themselves Animals Shouldn't Suffer, Help Uncage Life on Earth (ASSHULE) and they are against what t...

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Zanesville, Ohio: Look What's New On The Menu!

Funny story: Zanesville, Ohio: Look What's New On The Menu!

The local police chief in Zanesville, Ohio, the site of the wild animal escape and slaughter has announced that half of the carcasses have been stolen in the dead of night from the Columbus Zoo morgue. At the present time, no one has been incarcerat...

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Westerham Heights Man Dies in Sloth Attack

Funny story: Westerham Heights Man Dies in Sloth Attack

London - The ZSL London Zoo has confirmed that Taber Hemingway was killed quite viciously by sloths. Zoo security and Scotland Yard are still investigating what happened exactly. The security tapes in the Rain Forrest section of the zoo caught the at...

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