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Funny story: Why not try Big Game Hunting in 2020?

Why not try Big Game Hunting in 2020?

It has risen massively in popularity during 2019, especially among people with too much time and money on their hands who really, really love animals. Why not go to Africa and have a go at "The Big Five"? Geoff Arse is a professional tour guide in...

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Funny story: A Dire Warning From President Trump

A Dire Warning From President Trump

President Trump just delivered a new address. Here it is: My fellow Americans, many of whom are my friends…all of you, all Americans are my friends. Most of them. Very few people don’t like me, and those that don’t are bad people. Like Hilla...

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Funny story: Hollywood’s Leading Lion Actor Reflects on His Career

Hollywood’s Leading Lion Actor Reflects on His Career

In a wide-ranging interview with the BBC, the lion who starred in Abbott and Costello’s Africa Screams reflects on the highs and lows of his career in Hollywood. “When Africa Screams came out, I was the biggest non-human actor in the world,” said...

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Funny story: Sweet revenge for lions; I bet his name wasn't Daniel God said?

Sweet revenge for lions; I bet his name wasn't Daniel God said?

Now in our cynical world of satirical spoofing this story is a gem, and to be honest, I do not give a shit about the idiot who has more than lightly slaughtered elephants for their tusks, rhinos for their horns, and smuggled baby monkeys out of Afric...

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Funny story: The Chimp's On You

The Chimp's On You

A rare hairless chimp called "Chimp Chop" has died unexpectedly his keepers say. He was unexpectedly hit by a bus after unexpectedly fleeing from his enclosure and out onto a busy road. The bus driver was unnerved by the unexpected appearance...

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Funny story: Cyril The Lion To Be Canonized

Cyril The Lion To Be Canonized

Head of the catholic church Pope Francis has raised eyebrows amongst his followers after the release of a list of proposed future saints which includes the name of deceased celebrity big cat Cyril the Lion who looks set to be named as The Patron Sain...

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Funny story: Lion Comes Under Scrutiny for Unfair Hunting Practices

Lion Comes Under Scrutiny for Unfair Hunting Practices

King Reximus Purfectus, a native lion of Zimbabwe, has recently come under heavy scrutiny for what has been described as "unfair hunting procedures". King Rex, as he is know by the locals, has been accused of luring unsuspecting American hunters wit...

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Funny story: Cops: No Clue Who Slew Circus Crewman

Cops: No Clue Who Slew Circus Crewman

One morning while working as a lion trainer for a traveling circus, a handsome devil with a promising career in show business named Lester Dean was having a wonderful day until his face was suddenly slashed with the razor sharp claws of a lion prior...

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Funny story: $3m Wizard Of Oz 'Cowardly Lyin' Costume For Obama Xmas Present

$3m Wizard Of Oz 'Cowardly Lyin' Costume For Obama Xmas Present

New York - Last worn by Bert Lahr in the 1939 movie classic The Wizard Of Oz the big cat outfit was bought today for $3m as a seasonal gift. Sources close to the auctioneer's gavel said the buyer is believed to be the charitable arm of the Associ...

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Funny story: An Animal Shelter In Fayetteville, Arkansas Receives 6 Giraffes, 3 Elephants, and A Lion

An Animal Shelter In Fayetteville, Arkansas Receives 6 Giraffes, 3 Elephants, and A Lion

FAYETTEVILLE, Arkansas - City officials are trying to figure out where in the world the 6 giraffes, 3 elephants, and 1 lion that were left at The City Animal Shelter came from. Bernice Burgerbock, 37, who manages the shelter stated that when she g...

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Funny story: Tabloid hoaxed into paying $25,000 for stuffed toy lion selfie

Tabloid hoaxed into paying $25,000 for stuffed toy lion selfie

Lion Park, Jonhannesburg - A London tabloid has been tricked into paying $25,000 for a selfie of a 'genuine' young lioness cuddling up with Brit tourists in a South Afican wildlife park. The paper published snaps of an eight month old lioness call...

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Funny story: Essex Lion terrorises the Pendle Ikea

Essex Lion terrorises the Pendle Ikea

The Lion that was originally spotted in Essex has made its way up the country to the Lancashire town of Pendle just in time for the Annual Coven Festival, which takes place every weekend in the town. "We couldn't believe it," said Peter Bottomthwa...

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Funny story: Professor Norton Folgate's Theory on Lions

Professor Norton Folgate's Theory on Lions

In the sometime occasional series by Professor Norton Folgate there have been many fascinating and intriguing topics and today's is no exception. With the startling news that there may or may not be a Lion on the loose in Essex, innit, we thought it would be fairly topical to ask the Professor on his theory on Lions and what would make one want to escape from the relative comfort, or maybe disc...

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Funny story: Lion Roams in Essex

Lion Roams in Essex

A lion has been sighted roaming in Essex. He is thought to have escaped from a zoo in Colchester where he was being ill treated. Information coming to our news desk suggests the lion is headed for East London where he wants a meeting with the West...

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Funny story: Apple announce that Mountain Lion downloads top 3 million

Apple announce that Mountain Lion downloads top 3 million

Apple Computers have revealed that Mountain Lion downloads have topped three million in the first week. "I didn't realise that there were that many mountain lions in the world," said head of development, Ellie James. "When I last checked there we...

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Funny story: Cougars Upset Over Amount Of Unwanted Attention The MILF Market Has Brought Them

Cougars Upset Over Amount Of Unwanted Attention The MILF Market Has Brought Them

ISSAQUAH, WA-Cougars, long since held as nature's third coolest cat (behind lions and tigers, respectively), have recently come into a bit of an identity crisis. This is due in large part to the recent branding of 40-somethings who romantically t...

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Funny story: Lion Attack: Quick thinking father saves family

Lion Attack: Quick thinking father saves family

A British father has been applauded for his quick thinking which saved his family from savage, hungry lions in Tanzania. Whilst on the holiday of a lifetime, the Philbin family's tour bus broke down, deep in the Serengeti. As the driver radioed f...

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