Deepest, Africa - According to Voryiay iLdoday, Chief Game Warden, elephant poaching is soon to be a thing of the past. iLdoday and his team are fitting all elephants with automatic guided missile launchers. The special system detects rifle cracks...
Now in our cynical world of satirical spoofing this story is a gem, and to be honest, I do not give a shit about the idiot who has more than lightly slaughtered elephants for their tusks, rhinos for their horns, and smuggled baby monkeys out of Afric...
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