King Reximus Purfectus, a native lion of Zimbabwe, has recently come under heavy scrutiny for what has been described as "unfair hunting procedures". King Rex, as he is know by the locals, has been accused of luring unsuspecting American hunters with bags full of fast food into areas that leave the humans in defenseless positions. Once the humans become absorbed in the act of devouring the not-so-happy meal the lion is said to pounce.
When confronted with the accusations, the lion replied "roooar!", which roughly translates, "I don't know what you're talkin' about, Willis!"
King Reximus has also been accused of letting lionesses do all of the actual hunting work for him, to which he responded, "It's the lionesses job to perform the actual act of the kill, but without my protection and defense of our territory there would be no hunt."
When challenged with the prospect that his involvement barely counts as hunting the lion snarled, "Don't question my prowess, or you might find out for yourself how good I am at hunting."
In a blink of the eye the lion seemed to disappear into the savannah. All that was found was a bag full of Big Macs in some tall grass.
Several American journalists have not reported in with their publishers after the press conference.
